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The White Guy

Alright, so if you were ever a dragonball fan, you have to watch this.

DRAGONBALL: EVOLUTION a.k.a. DRAGONBALL: OMGWHATHASAMERICADONETHISTIME?!

This has to be the most…gay, twisted, money-grabbing, interesting thing I’ve seen in a week. Excluding Boys Over Flowers<3. It’s hardcore, yes. VERY HARDCORE. But the storyline makes me cry.

So, in this…version? of Dragonball, Roshi teaches his adopted grandchild, Goku, who is white, how to do crazy ninja tricks and be awesome. Bulma, who…I don’t even know, does not look like Bulma because she’s fighting hardcore. Anyway. Piccolo is evil and wants the dragonballs to take over the whole world. Why you would want to rule over a bunch of smelly humans I have no idea, but whatever. So now Goku and Bulma race against Piccolo to find the dragonballs. And.

It saddens me. I’ve been waiting for one of these for a very long time, and now it’s all…Americanized.

Whatever! I’m excited to see a childhood show come to life on a big massive screen yay!